MyDD :: I DEMAND TIME ON THE DNC FLOOR!

I DEMAND TIME ON THE DNC FLOOR!

by Lance Bryce, Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 07:12:52 PM EST

I DEMAND TIME ON THE DNC CONVENTION FLOOR TO SCREAM ABOUT INADAQUATE BLACK MALES AND SEXIST DONNA BRAZILLE WHO STOLE THE NOMINATION BECAUSE SHE HATES FEMALES. I REPRESENT A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO HATE THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE SO IT IS NATURAL THAT YOU WILL ALLOW ME TO SPEAK AT THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION.

I WILL BE GIVEN THIS TIME BECAUSE IT IS TRADITION DURING THE LAST 4 PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATION CONTESTS TO HAVE NEGATIVE SPEECHES ABOUT THE NOMINEE AND ROLL CALL VOTES DURING THE DNC CONVENTION.

YOU WILL ALLOW THIS. IT IS TRADITION. DO NOT DENY ME THIS. I WILL LINK TO A RACIST WEBSITE NOW BECAUSE THAT CLEARLY STRENGTHENS MY ARGUMENT IN THIS MATTER.

AN INADEQUATE BLACK CANDIDATE SHOULD NOT HAVE A POSITIVE CONVENTION THAT GIVES HIM A BOUNCE. WE MUST NOT LET THAT HAPPEN. WE MUST DENY OBAMA A POSITIVE CONVENTION BECAUSE WE ARE PETULANT LITTLE BABIES.

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Re: I DEMAND TIME ON THE DNC FLOOR! (2.00 / 4)

I salute you sir. You are a Great American.

"But not me personally were those cheers for"

by QTG on Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 07:14:26 PM EST

JUST ANOTHER TYPICAL (2.00 / 4)

WHITE PERSON BLAH BLAH BLAH I HAVE 16 CATS!!!

by Lance Bryce on Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 07:15:18 PM EST

Harriet Christiansen demands floor time too! (2.00 / 2)

So she can beam inadequate black male Obama with a feral tabby!

It's her right, goddamit! What kind of party is this????

by Dumbo on Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 09:20:38 PM EST
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Re: I DEMAND TIME ON THE DNC FLOOR! (none / 0)

What I wanna know is, who are these guys thinking that they can get to say what they really want to say? Are there people who have finagled their way into that convention that are willing to completely destroy their standing in that community by going up against the party?

"Hey, check it out. You just had yourself a glue OD. So you're learning another lesson. Don't do too much glue, or your night sucks."

by vcalzone on Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 07:18:02 PM EST

Re: I DEMAND TIME ON THE DNC FLOOR! (none / 0)

I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you have to be a delegate to make a speech on behalf of a candidate?

"Hey, check it out. You just had yourself a glue OD. So you're learning another lesson. Don't do too much glue, or your night sucks."

by vcalzone on Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 07:18:40 PM EST
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Since when has any conventiomercial been about (none / 0)

people saying what they wanted to?

Well, there was that time in 1992 when Bushdaddy stupidly let Pat Buchanan call for a cultural war.

by Beren on Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 10:18:02 PM EST
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Is this really .... (2.00 / 1)

helpful?

Needed?

Hell's bells, even the GOP didn't have to crucify Eisenhower's record in order to make Reagan their 'saint'. We can have two great ones, you know?

by emsprater on Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 07:35:06 PM EST

Re: Is this really .... (2.00 / 4)

Any diary with that flowbee picture is both helpful and needed!

by Lance Bryce on Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 07:51:00 PM EST
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You say Flowbee. (2.00 / 2)

I say it's a CIA BRAINWASHING DEVICE.

by Dumbo on Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 09:21:54 PM EST
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Re: Is this really .... (2.00 / 1)

Venting is helpful and needed at times -- especially with this "Democratic" website being used to attack the Democratic nominee with impunity.

by Beren on Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 10:19:54 PM EST
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Re: I DEMAND TIME ON THE DNC FLOOR! (2.00 / 1)

that is a bad photoshop job.

by alyssa chaos on Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 08:03:05 PM EST

that is a bad photoshop job. (2.00 / 1)

It gives it camp appeal.

by Beren on Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 10:21:42 PM EST
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How old are you? (none / 0)

Larry Johnson is really getting to you isn't he?

by catfish2 on Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 08:09:05 PM EST

Re: How old are you? (2.00 / 3)

He's f-ing RACIST, if that doesn't "get" to anyone it would make me wonder what their views are on the topic. Oh yeah we already know yours.

by venician on Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 08:17:46 PM EST
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How is he racist? (none / 0)

How? Because he doesn't like Obama?

by catfish2 on Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 08:37:32 PM EST
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Catfish, please don't make us post links. (2.00 / 3)

by Dumbo on Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 09:24:38 PM EST
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Re: How is he racist? (2.00 / 2)

Because he's friends with Steve Sailer, a well known Neo-Nazi that writes for VDARE, an organization labeled a hate group by the SPLC and ADL. Among other things.

by Whash on Sun Jul 06, 2008 at 12:47:03 AM EST
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Re: How is he racist? (none / 0)

Oh, come on Obama is friends with Wright and Evangelicals who believe and push for creationism.

does that mean that Obama is guilty of that too? According to you it does.

Wierd how that other shoe looks, huh?

He that lives upon hope, will die fasting. -Ben Franklin

by TxDem08 on Sun Jul 06, 2008 at 10:20:12 AM EST
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Re: How old are you? (none / 0)

Since when has telling the truth made someone a racist?

by pan230oh on Sun Jul 06, 2008 at 02:09:24 PM EST
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LOL, awesome pic! n/t (2.00 / 1)

Even John McCain lusts after teh engels.